If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

There's a line I have that our family was designed more for public than for private. But there are definitely some things that are only mine. I am someone who dreams at night, and you don't know what I'm dreaming.

Movies are dreams! And they work on you subliminally.

It's the most amazing thing to be able to forgive.

What I wrote all the time when I was a kid - I don't want to call it 'poetry,' because it wasn't poetry. I was not that kind of a writer. I was a rhymer. I was a fan of Dorothy Parker's, so maybe I wrote poetry to that extent, but my main focus was the humor of it, and word construction, and the slant. Your words, it's a very powerful experience.