Allwomenstalk

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

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It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership.
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives for ever; That dead men rise up never; That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea.
So little done, so much to do.
I have not lost faith in God. I have moments of anger and protest. Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.
There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.
Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.
Jealousy is, I think, the worst of all faults because it makes a victim of both parties.
To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.
Architecture should speak of its time and place, but yearn for timelessness.
I do not seek. I find.
The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.
I shut my eyes in order to see.
I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you're going to stand up there, take your vows, and be married to them for the rest of your life.
Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.
Love is a friendship set to music.
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
I could talk food all day. I love good food.
I'm thankful for every moment.