Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.