You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?