Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

God bless the universe, God bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, all of them, and let's have peace.

I tried to make up for being 5 ft. 3 in. by affecting a strut and adopting the voice of a much bigger man... dating tall, beautiful women... But nothing I could do, after Ava had left me, would add a single inch to my height.