You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.

This is the price you pay for having a great father. You get the wonder, the joy, the tender moments - and you get the tears at the end, too.

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.

Those who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious.

I think it's important to get your surroundings as well as yourself into a positive state - meaning surround yourself with positive people, not the kind who are negative and jealous of everything you do.

God's mercy is fresh and new every morning.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

It is the duty of every thoughtful Indian not to marry. In case he is helpless in regard to marriage, he should abstain from sexual intercourse with his wife.

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.

It's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.

The great marriages are partnerships. It can't be a great marriage without being a partnership.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.