I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is.

Self-government won't work without self-discipline.

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours did. When there's too much of it, the flower becomes a weed.

We were poor, but we didn't know it. There were no government bureaus in those days presuming to determine where poorness begins and ends, but I don't remember ever being hungry.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

The policeman must be a minister, a social worker, a diplomat, a tough guy, and a gentleman. And, of course, he'd have to be a genius... For he will have to feed a family on a policeman's salary.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.