Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.