The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'