I shut my eyes in order to see.

Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Architecture is invention.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Without labor nothing prospers.

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.

The best way out is always through.

Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.

Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem or saying a prayer.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

I was raised by my father; I was daddy's girl.

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.

Those who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious.