The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person.

I have a Father's Day every day.

I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

Next month, I will celebrate my 30th anniversary of marriage with my beautiful bride, Vicki. Our marriage has been a blessing. I have gained even more respect for the institution over the past 3 decades and will defend it against attack.

It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

Art is a marriage of the conscious and the unconscious.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.

Keep the faith, don't lose your perseverance and always trust your gut extinct.

If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.

To be is to do.

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

I admire my father greatly.

The best thing about being a dad? Well, I think it's just the thing that every man wants - to have a son and heir.

Faith in oneself is the best and safest course.

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.