A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.