Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I never said most of the things I said.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

I don't mean to be funny.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.