Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.

In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.

All warfare is based on deception.