It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced that my looks were hideous. Adolescence is painful for everyone, I know, but mine was plain weird.

So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life.

I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced that my looks were hideous. Adolescence is painful for everyone, I know, but mine was plain weird.