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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

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Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

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I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

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If you don't give power to the words that people throw at you to hurt you, they don't hurt you anymore. And you actually have power over those people.

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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

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Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the furthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness: a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say 'no.' But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow.

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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

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Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

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If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

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