Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.