Samuel Foote

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.

When house and land are gone and spent, then learning is most excellent.

When house and land are gone and spent, then learning is most excellent.