Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

A man's kiss is his signature.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

A hard man is good to find.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.