There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.