Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

You will never win if you never begin.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.