The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.