If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

At my age flowers scare me.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.