Women are the root of all evil. I ought to know. I'm Evel.

You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world.

I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair.

I like to help kids, work with kids in detention homes. Don't tell a kid what's right and wrong. He knows what's right and wrong. Find out what his attitude and his aptitude are; try to help him where he wants to go.

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.