The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.