If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

I felt bad when George Bush was booed. But only briefly. My sympathy for that man has a half-life of about four seconds.

Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there's not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

The very phrase 'Oscar night' used to accelerate my pulse. For one thing - dating myself - it meant Bob Hope. He always had good, strong jokes, that faultless delivery, and always a new joke about his own films' failure - once again - to be honored.

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.