I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.

The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

You can only be free if I am free.

The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.