What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

I never wanted to be famous.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.