We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.