Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.

Jealousy is the fear of comparison.

Never mistake motion for action.

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.

Anniversaries are like birthdays: occasions to celebrate and to think ahead, usually among friends with whom one shares not only the past but also the future.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.

A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them.

Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Father's Day is hopefully a time when the culture says, 'This is our moment to look at who our men and boys are.'