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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Jacob Riis

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

William Makepeace Thackeray

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Lou Holtz

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Agnes Repplier

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

Aung San Suu Kyi

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Dr. Seuss

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Woody Allen

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

Christopher Hitchens

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

Allen Klein

It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.

Betty White

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Langston Hughes

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.

Rashida Jones

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Mark Twain

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

James Thurber

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

Ambrose Bierce

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

Michael J. Fox

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

Sid Caesar

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.

W. Somerset Maugham

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

Thomas Wentworth Higginson

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Max Eastman

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Edward de Bono

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Bernard Williams

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E. B. White

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Allen Klein

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Clive James

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Peter De Vries

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Peter Ustinov

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Maya Angelou

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Matt LeBlanc

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Ellen DeGeneres

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Alexander Pope

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.

Nicole Scherzinger

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

James Thurber

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Mark Twain

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Mary Kay Blakely

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

e. e. cummings

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Henry Ward Beecher

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Oliver Goldsmith

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Mel Brooks

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

Simon Wiesenthal

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

Rainn Wilson

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Leo Rosten

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.

Allen Klein

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

William Arthur Ward

It's a funny old world.

Margaret Thatcher

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.

Allen Klein

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

Lin Yutang

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

Robert Frost

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Audrey Hepburn

The secret to humor is surprise.

Aristotle

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

Frank A. Clark

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Grenville Kleiser

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Tom Lehrer

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Lucille Ball

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Erma Bombeck

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.

Thomas Wentworth Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Don Rickles

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Jimmy Buffett

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Moliere

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Horace Walpole

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Bill Nye

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Langston Hughes

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Benchley

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

J. B. Priestley

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Edward Albee

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

W. Somerset Maugham

Nothing like a little judicious levity.

Robert Louis Stevenson

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Bil Keane

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

W. Somerset Maugham

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

Anne Wilson Schaef

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.

Edmund Hillary

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Hugh Sidey

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Virginia Woolf

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.

Allen Klein

A joke's a very serious thing.

Charles Churchill

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

George Herbert