A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

To be prepared is half the victory.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart.

Like hatred, jealousy is forbidden by the laws of life because it is essentially destructive.

You were made perfectly to be loved - and surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long.

The great leaders are like the best conductors - they reach beyond the notes to reach the magic in the players.

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.

Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.

I have a Father's Day every day.

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.

Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.