There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.