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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Will Cuppy

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

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I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

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