Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.