You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.