There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.