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I look at my faith like a room, and there was all of this furniture in there, but I had inherited most of the furniture. Then, when I got divorced, I took everything out just to see how I was going to refurnish the room, and that was a very essential step in my life. It was great.

Pete Holmes

Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But words matter. They change our interior world. Have a great weekend.

Pete Holmes

Why do we say 'Have a great weekend?' That's just a spell. You're just going - I have no control over your weekend. But words matter. They change our interior world. Have a great weekend.

Pete Holmes

Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith.

Pete Holmes

My mom wanted me to be a youth pastor, and when I became a comedian, she said it was close enough.

Pete Holmes