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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.