Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

Our family always had animals, but they became more important to me as the years passed because they helped me deal with the absence of love.

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.