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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

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Chinese people age overnight.

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I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

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