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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Chinese people age overnight.
I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.