Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.