Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.

You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

God is bigger than people think.

I've seen so many people in this business that made a fortune. They get old and broke and can't make any money. I tell you something... no one's going to play a benefit for Jimmy Dean.