Gags die, humor doesn't.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Modesty is my best quality.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.