If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

I trust if your life is right, the right things will happen at the right time. If the chords are in harmony inside, I think other things will happen in the same way. That sounded highfalutin' to me once, but I believe it now.

The thing I love about making movies is the peace of mind that I know I don't have to be perfect the first time. I can be perfect the second time or the third time.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.

I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.

I'm going to tell you what my religion is. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Period. Terminato. Finito.