The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.

It always amuses me that the biggest praise for my work comes for the imagination, while the truth is that there's not a single line in all my work that does not have a basis in reality. The problem is that Caribbean reality resembles the wildest imagination.