The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'