Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.