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It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
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