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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

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President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

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Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

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I have an abacus at home.

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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

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